You mean this is the first time?
MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE BIRD CAVE:
"Leaping lipids, Winged Wonder, look what Ed has done to the floor! The special culture of truth-inducing bacteria — which will grow only in doughnut-tainted hydraulic fluid — you've been cultivating is all gone!"
"Oooh, Beaked Buddy, this is serious business! The info that Rod dug up at Arkansas Poultrytechnic said this was the only thing that could defeat the antidote!"
"Well, it does look better. And smells better."
"Son, that won't do us a bit of good in this mission! And there's talk about more flowers! Somethin's got to be done."
"I wonder what Ed did with the wash water? Maybe we can find it and salvage something, Caped Capon."
"Weeelll now. That's usin' your bird brain for a change. I see that the money spent on that exclusive private school wasn't all wasted!"
"Uh-oh, Blackbird. Dan's loading it up into his van."
"We'll just head 'im off at the pass and take it back, Robin."
"Too late, Blackbird. He's gone. And he's pulling into the parking lot at the church. Now he's unloading it. Great gallumphing glitches, Blackbird! We've got to get out of town quick!"
"Now, son, don't get so riled. What's the trouble."
"He's taking it to a meeting of WMU!"
"Son, get that Birdmobile started and crank up the warp drive! I don't want to be within 100 miles when that stuff kicks in!"
[ June 07, 2003, 11:50 PM: Message edited by: rsr ]
"The Coffee Shop" #9
Discussion in 'Free-For-All Archives' started by Sherrie, Jun 6, 2003.
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Sherrie, What is the mystery triangle going on between you, Gib and Dan T. Wait, I know. This is the "Coffee Shop Twilight Zone." :eek:
Anywho, I had a great supper and Sherrie the whole cleaning myself up must have done the trick. I'm going to church with her in the morning. She's looking for a mr. right. I really like her, but am not sure I would fit in that category. -
Well.. to answer Sherrie's question, yes have my clothes all set out and ready, and my SS lesson ready.. now I just have to figure out how to go to sleep! :rolleyes:
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How are you holding up AuDzY? I did not get much sleep last night. I had a big supper tonight and feel like I can go to bed right now. But that would be against my nature.
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Bro. T in the house. You had a date? What nursing home did you find her in?
Sherrie and Dan have us figured out. I'm you and you are me. ;) Won't Cheryl be surprised. She has always said I have multiple people living inside my head. So where are you going to church tomorrow? -
Wow! Well if I'm you and you're me then you won't feel this. Whack!
You don't know her. She's not from the nursing home either. She's nice. She reminds me of Cathy, just not as loud. :eek: She goes to Richmond or Rich Hill Baptist Church. I know it has a Rich somewhere in it. Lee is going with us to chaperone.
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I'm doing okay.. I'm used to functioning on little sleep.. if I sleep longer than 6 hours, I'm groggy all the next day.
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Me too. If I get up and lounge around I feel worse. I usually get up and run about 2 miles, stop, get some O.J. and a paper. My lifestyle keeps me guessing and I sleep whenever I need to.
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2 miles??? :eek:
I can't run 30 feet w/o having an asthma attack anymore... -
I used to be the same way. I took up walking with my dad. He was heavy and could not find anyone to walk as slow as he needed to. Now he walks circles around the rest of the family.He's no Carl Lewis, but he can kick it.
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Whack! This ain't Batman. Kerplunk!
Baseball was good. The dads won, of course, 12-10. You should have heard those little boys talking before the game. "Hey old man, I see your belly done flopped over your belt.", "Somebody call 911, they're gonna need it." and "Ya'll just sit down and watch and let the professionals handle this." JoJo did strike out 3 of our guys in a row. JT got to play. He looked like a midget. He hit the ball. But in the end the dads prevailed. The coach told the boys we sat down as long as we could, but the pro's never showed up.
Bro. T, I's gots to finish the chidren's sermon and go's to bed. We should leave together to draw attention to ourselves. -
Kerplunk? Check you resources. I don't think they ever went kerplunk on Batman. Now just for that (POW!)
Looks like AuDzY has headed off for the hills as well. Good night all... -
Aw.. everyone left.. :(
I was helping a buddy of mine look for a new church... but I'm back now!
Hello....
Anyone there?
Hrm... guess not. O well.
See y'all tomorrow! Have a blessed Sunday! -
Good Morning Everyone,
Come on, jump to it, it is a lovely day and it is the Lord's Day.
Who would like a healthy banana drink for breakfast? says she who had chocolate croissants :eek:
Lunch at church today as it is Home Mission sunday. Catch you guys later,
Blessings
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Sheila, good to see that some one in here gets up at a reasonable time of day. Now while every one else is still in bed what secrets can we share about them all
yours, Jon. -
Hey, tyhe time has dissappeared of the post. Is that so we Brits cannot prove that we get up on time compared to the rest of them?
yours, Jon. -
mmmmmmmmm must have heard me, its come back again
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jonmagee---blackbird never sleeps! Have you noticed that?? I'm about the only one in the shop that doesn't sign off with somethin' like, "Nite, ya'll!" or "See ya'll in the mornin'", or,"Hope I sleep better tonite!"
With Blackbird's Enigma #2--actually its a cross between the original Enigma and what was known then as Ultra--I kinda thought with the cross between the two that I would be as smart as the German's and the Brit's combined! The Brit's always bragged on their Ultra--how it would make Enigma look like it flunked 3rd grade German grammer!
And rsr?? The patient?? Yes, I was concerned for a little while about what to do about it--right now the patient is under the watchful eyes of my security system here in rural Mississippi---its a training pen for a pack of Rotwiler's and Doberman's---they answer to sissy names like "Fe-fe" and "Powder Puff"--but I've got to go ahead and warn folks like Dan Todd--that these ain't Miniture Poodles we're dealing with here!!
Well, I've got to go! Really I ain't going--I told Sheila that I have an alter-ego--so part of me is going--the part that likes to preach--and the other part is stayin' here! So I will always have a chance to say that I'm both here and there!!
Have a good Sunday, guys!!
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LOL Jon, I am the soul of discretion. Anyway, that Blackbird is up now....
Good morning Blackbird and how are you today?
I am off to church now, for the lunch. I missed the service trying to get this essay finished :(
Be Back Later,
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Sheila--just think!! If I pastored in the UK--I'd be just about half way finished with Sunday Mornin' sermon!!!! OK, OK! ALLLLLLLMOST halfway!!!
See ya'll in a little while!
Blackbird
PS---I feel like I can go "Bear huntin' with a switch" today!!!!!
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