What was the question, please? Part III

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  1. Dan Todd Active Member

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    What is so small - yet holds bushels of stuff (junk)?

    Rush Limbaugh
     
  2. Gib Active Member

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    Who could pass for John Hagee's brother?

    A/B Switch
     
  3. I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    What is it called when you say the alphabet backwards?

    Crockpot
     
  4. Gib Active Member

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    What does the Aussie cook his crocodile in?

    32mb of RAM
     
  5. Sam New Member

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    What do you get when you make a ram mad?

    wishing well
     
  6. Audrey <img src="http://www.churches.net/churches/fubc/Au

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    What do people do when you do something stupid?

    Cross-stitch
     
  7. Gwyneth <img src=/gwyneth.gif>

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    SEW A KISS

    embroidery
     
  8. Dan Todd Active Member

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    What takes more patience than fishing - when the fish aren't biting?

    plastic canvas
     
  9. Gib Active Member

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    What's good to have around when you discover a hole in your tent?

    Fine Tooth Comb
     
  10. Dan Todd Active Member

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    What is the best type of comb to use - when you are losing/or have lost most of your hair?

    Expense account
     
  11. Gib Active Member

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    What account do I use at my own expense?

    Daylight Savings
     
  12. Dan Todd Active Member

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    What time do the Amish never use?

    Old age
     
  13. Gib Active Member

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    What happens when someone hits 4o?

    Trickle Down
     
  14. Sam New Member

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    What is the reason some older people start wearing Depends?

    after shave
     
  15. Gib Active Member

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    When do I take a shower?

    Red Sea
     
  16. Dan Todd Active Member

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    What did Moses walk across?

    Dead Sea
     
  17. I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    Where do all the old fish go?

    Everglades
     
  18. Dan Todd Active Member

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    What's mostly swampy and a home for alligators?

    Niagara Falls
     
  19. Charlotte Marcel New Member

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    What fools traverse in a barrel?

    Godly.
     
  20. I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    What attribute would I like to be more of?

    Dispense