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Hurry!... Find your glasses!... You need a Rabbi!:smilewinkgrin:
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Without my glasses Rabbi! looked like Rabbit.
Any ideas on a birthday present for my soon to be 21 year old son?
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Put all his things on the porch with a card... Happy Birthday Son
We are renting your room!:wavey:
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I just some guy kick his son outta his house...
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Get in the car, buddy. I'm taking you to the hospital.
Bro. Willis is laying in the backseat of my Chevy Cavalier. Looks like he has a nasty bump on the head. Where should I take him?
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To the morgue. After riding with you, I'd either die from a heart attack or car crash.
I just saw some guy screaming for help in the back seat of a runaway cavalier....
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Call 911.
The guy in my backseat (turns out it's not Bro. Willis) just started screaming, and now the cops are chasing me. What to do?
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Jump outta your car and begin waving a fake pistol(looks like a real one) around and say, "say hello to my little friend"...
I just saw someone get shot by the police...
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Call 911!
I think I've been shot. Help!
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Tell the nurse you really want an oral vaccination.
I heard that this thread will be closed when it hits 99,999 posts.
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Whoa! NOW!:BangHead: What's up with that?... Hey were not Dancing!
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Time to start dancing.
I wish I knew how to spot black ice.Can you help me?
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Buy a can of black spray paint and when you find some black ice, spray a black spot on it. Now you can spot black ice....
I just saw a lady walking down the road with a can of black spray paint looking for some black ice....
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Tell her to move to South Florida; they never get black ice.
I just saw someone opening a roadside travel agency advertising trips only to south Florida.
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Yeah we caught his buddy doing the same thing in Southern California... Tarred and feathered him and shipped him to North Dakota!
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I just saw someone getting tarred and feathered and being placed in a shipping crate.....
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Take it to the post office and tell the service desk that it is a shipment of posters who can't play the game right.
Mail to Afghanistan.
How much is postage?
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You're gonna need a lot of stamps. I suggest taking a chicken and a raccoon to your local grocery store and asking what trade value is towards a number of books of stamps. If they refuse to deal, release both animals in the store and tell them you'll catch the critters for the low low price of ten books of stamps.
I'm at Kroger and some crazy person from Customer Service just let loose a raccoon and a chicken in the Produce section...
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If you are at Kroger, you must be crazy.
How can I get Tony to email me, so I can tell him only Crazy people go to Kroger.
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You're gonna need a lot of stamps. I suggest taking a chicken and a raccoon to your local grocery store and asking what trade value is towards a number of books of stamps. If they refuse to deal, release both animals in the store and tell them you'll catch the critters for the low low price of ten books of stamps.
I'm at Kroger and some crazy person from Customer Service just let loose a raccoon and a chicken in the Produce section...
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Dispatch both. Take them to the Meat and Poultry section, wrap them up and put a price tag on them.
What is the best way to dispatch a raccoon?