Ask him what the rope is for, but make sure you take a knife or something, just in case...
I just bought a rope to try and tie down a rooster I traded for several days ago. Now the dadgum chicken keeps running around the yard and I can't catch him. Thoughts?
Look the other way...out of sight, out of mind, right?
My neighbor is standing in his yard just looking off in the distance. Meanwhile, some weird looking guy in a white suit is running around his back yard...
Are they "Just some good ol' boys, Never meanin' no harm. Beats all you never saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born?" If so, give 'em a Dodge Charger and send them on their way.
My neighbor's gone back inside, but now there's this guy driving around trying to give away his Dodge Charger...
before you buy it - have the local mechanic check it out - especially if the shocks are any good.
The deputy Sheriff of the town near Mt Pilot was the election when he ran for Sheriff.
So he moved to Hazard.
What should he do to beat the incumbent sheriff.
Run a smear campaign is always a great idea. Try to link the incumbent Sheriff to any kind of scandal, especially if he can be linked to putting bubble gum in the hair of the elder women of the church.
The shocks on the Charger are in great shape, but the mechanic claims he can't paint over the rebel flag on the roof. Any thoughts?
Drive behind him and catch that hood ornament if it blows off.
So I'm driving down the road in my white convertible when the rooster I had duct taped to the hood blows off. I'm thinking about using a nail gun next time, but I'm worried it might damage the radiator. Any thoughts?
Are you sure you're neighbor isn't Colonel Sanders? I would go over and tell him to stop. Roosters are notoriously immune to gorilla glue. I'm told using Crazy Glue can work, but it doesn't hold up if you go over 50 miles per hour.
My neighbor is walking toward me with a tub of crazy glue. I think he wants to steal my rooster hood ornament...