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Look under the bed maybe you misplaced it!... I went to bed last night and this morning I woke up on the couch not knowing how I got there... What should I do?
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Quit arguing with the wife. You're going to lose every time.
I swallowed my bubble gum.
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Put ice on your belly button before it swells.
I can't find my energy.
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Listen to your body and look in the mirror!.. You are definitely not twenty any more!
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But you left us hanging.. what bad advice do you need?
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Tyndale is perfect
- he doesnt need advice
Since I cancelled my cable service - I cant get any cable channels
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I'm old and my hair is falling out... What do I do?... Brother Glen
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Buy some gorilla glue and a toupee. My foot's itching.
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Climb your neighbor's pole, asking the local police to help you hook it up.
I have some gorilla glue and a toupee for Brother Glen
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Get Chuck Norris to hold Glen down when yo apply it
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go to Denver, Co - but dont know who to visit
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Dr. Phil. Anyone who wants to go to the land of the Broncos needs psychiatric help.
It's cold here tonight...
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Have fire for supper.
My belt shrunk over the winter and is now too small....what should I do?
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Start eating more lettuce...
My knee is hurting...
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Well stop exercising it will kill you...
My car battery died...
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Try BPR.
I only have 12 candles for a 14yr old's B'day cake.
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Use two sticks of fire works
I need to change two flat tires on my van - but only one spare tire
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Hold on to the spare for later and put the two flat tires on the back so the axle remains level while riding on the rims.
The new custom hood on my Jeep Rubicon needed a new custom decal so to make it my own I got one that says TARZANICON, then figured my license plate needed to say UNGAWA and how could I pass up finding a special horn that does the Tarzan yell but whenever I use the horn it embarrasses my son. How can I make him feel better?
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Hold on to the spare for later and put the two flat tires on the back so the axle remains level while riding on the rims.
The new custom hood on my Jeep Rubicon needed a new custom decal so to make it my own I got one that says TARZANICON, then figured my license plate needed to say UNGAWA and how could I pass up finding a special horn that does the Tarzan yell but whenever I use the horn it embarrasses my son. How can I make him feel better?
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Let him hear the ''Jane yell'' you're thinking about ..
My feet hurt and I ain't got no money ..
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Walk into a store that requires shoes.
My wife cant take the hit that I want my CAV Stetson for Christmas
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Put on padded gloves next time you hit her and maybe she’ll feel more generous.
I’m afraid my wife is going to wonder why I’m doing so much remodeling on the old dog pens and putting a 48’ x 40’ fence around the whole area for just a few new chickens, …she doesn’t know about the lambs I bought yet. What should I tell her if she asks?