1/4 mile to the main road. Ya'll know what that means doncha?
It means Blackbird's inlaws love him soooo much they relegated him to the back 40! :laugh:
Pit Stop----the Saga continues
Discussion in 'Other Discussions' started by blackbird, Nov 1, 2007.
Page 9 of 12
-
-
So far back onto the Back 40 Blackbird is----the only thing he can hear is "Wilderness"------and the CSX locomotives pulling their railcars up and down the track between Birmingham and Atlanta!!!! So you see??? It all "Pans" out!!! We're a quarter mile away from the in-laws----sweet glory!!!! And we're also a quarter mile away from the CSX Railroad----we can hear the locomotive's signal horn at various crossings along the way---but we can't hear the inlaws "snore"----good tradeoff!!!! What'chu think???? -
Friend of God Active MemberSite Supporter
I will have you know that my MIL was a real knockout...before electricity that is. :laugh: -
-
Friend of God Active MemberSite Supporter
-
Harpin'???
'bout what this time!!??????????????????? -
Friend of God Active MemberSite Supporter
-
MIL jokes!!!!! Along the same lines as cat jokes!!!!!
-
FOG, I know what you mean about your MIL not using her present. I bought my MIL a new chair for Christmas, but she still hasn't plugged it in. I was talking to a friend the other day and he said that his MIL is an angel. I told him, "You're lucky. Mine's still alive."
-
Thinkin' about war----quick question for all Pit Stop readers
How many of you have MIL's who have "seen combat???!!!!!" -
You all are so good!
Maybe you should all contributed a chapter or two and write a book with many
authors!:thumbs:
Keep up the good job of making our day with a smile!
Thanks to you all talented writers! Yes, you! -
Friend of God Active MemberSite Supporter
-
padredurand Well-Known MemberSite Supporter
Speechless. Absolutely speechless. :applause:
-
-
Anyone happy - besides me - that Sunday afternoons can now be spent watching NASCAR!
-
They(the Officials) give tours of the Talladega Speedway-----they'll even let you drive a car around the track---if the price is right!!!!
-
-
Dude!!! Blackbird is tellin' ya----it was a weird race!!!! -
For the last 2 or 3 weeks, preacher has been doing a series on Noah and the Flood. This morning, we had somebody else preaching, and preacher also said that he wouldn't be doing a flood message next week on Easter. He said, "I wouldn't preach a message about the flood on Easter anymore than I would preach about Hell on Mother's Day." Here's my exact thought once he said that.
"He saves the messages about Hell for Mother In Law Day." -
padredurand Well-Known MemberSite Supporter
The MIL is visiting for the weekend. Mark off one perfectly good weekend shot to pieces to begin with. She walked through the door yesterday afternoon and hasn't shut the pie hole once! She talks in her sleep for crying out loud. Now get this....
I'm snoozing on the end of the couch watching the boys run at Bristol. Broom Hilda wakes me up to ask if I usually take a nap on Sunday afternoon. "I don't know," says I. "Do you usually turn blue when someone has their hands around your neck?"
I threatened her; really I did. I told her if she ever did that again she would be able to tell her friends how many ounces my can of "Whoop-backside" holds.
I'll write more later after they get me in my cell at Sing-Sing.
Page 9 of 12