First, take a bag of flour and shake it at the rooster. If that doesn't make him move, then nothing will. Then take the clock radio and throw it at the rooster and put him in the bag of flour. Suppertime...
I was tested for LSD, but it was negative...what do I do now? I flunked the eye test?
Ask the rooster for the time and he'll be dumb enough to hand the clock radio over. Then clean his clock by taking it apart and giving it a good dusting. Take the flowers and feed them to the rooster, and then cluck to him. You'll become instant friends. Walk into the house with him...WHAM!! Chicken n dumplings....
I saw a feller romancing a rooster with gifts of flowers and a clock radio. It must be a special love, because he took it apart and cleaned it. Do I call the PETA, ASPCA, FBI, or some other entity?
Go to Breathitt County, KY sheriff's office and file a complaint about some guy stalking you. Also tell them his wife looks like Sarah Palin...
Some guy just dissected a rooster(RIP) and a clock radio and put the chicken guts in the clock radio and the radio guts in the rooster(CPR saved him!!!)and now the clock crows...and the rooster has radio stations...
Take that rooster(I'm sure he's with you, seeing he has become a cult legend in this thread), and tie him to a fishing line. Throw him into the river and use him for catfish bait. A 75 lb'er will chase after him, and voila'!! You now have an Mercury outboard motor(rooster's name is Mercury...forgot to tell you his name earlier).
I just saw a guy with the oddest looking raft. He was flying down the river with a rooster pulling it...
So I'm trying to raft my way down the river with the rooster pulling me, but then this guy pops up no the river bank and starts taking pictures, blinding me with the flash in the process. It hurt my retinas...
Pick up the nearest big stick and go after him. Before you do, make a couple of shallow cuts on your legs to draw out any alligators or leeches to help you take him down.
The guy with the camera is now wading into the water, coming my way, and is mumbling something incoherent. It looks like he's carrying a stick and he may have cut himself...
Pick up a bottle cap and begin flipping it like a coin saying, "It's coituns for you Mugsy, coituns". That will cause him to stop and wonder what you're doing.
A guy's flipping a bottlecap in the air and saying, "It's coituns for you Mugsy, coituns." But I'm not Mugsy....