Legally change your name to Mugsy.
The guy on the river bank is now asking me for directions to the nearest government office where he can legally change his name.
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Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by fluke, Nov 13, 2008.
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A fella just gave me a bottlecap and a rooster and told me to go to Swell... -
I want to become the owner of Baptist board. What should I do? -
I am on a ship with a bunch of rowdy pagans. I keep hearing, "Toss them overboard, that'll teach'em!" -
Pick up an axe and chop a hole in the bottom of the ship. Laugh Loudly. Know you had vengeance, saith you.
Its cold outside, and I have to get out in it to go home. How do I handle that? -
I just saw someone torching a house... -
Some guy keeps calling me about diverting a river. Any thoughts on how? -
A guy just came over to me and asked for a spoon. Should I re-use it if/when he gives it back to me? -
Of course - well actually you can re-gift it.
Baptist Board.com is going to sue me for forming Baptistbored.com -
Tell your wife to go into town and get a copy of your deed. While she's gone, plant the evidence....
A guy is screaming at me saying I gave him some bad advice about starting another baptist message board.... -
My voice is give out and I don't feel like leading the hymns today. What to do? -
The church across the street from me is advertising a karaoke night with a sign-up sheet listed on some "bored" baptist website. Should I call the cops, seeing as they're really disturbing the peace? -
Call up the local authorities, they have a deputy shefiff that is a really good singer. He can teach you some sanging lessons...
I just heard someone singing like a 'caterwauling tenor', and he absolutely can't sign...not...a...lick!!!! -
Some guy with a jar of pickles just came by asking if I had a can of Kerosene he could borrow. Should I lend it to him? -
Give him a zippo lighter and smoke one with him....
I just saw two guys smoking pickles.... -
I tried calling the cops because I'm afraid that my neighbor is calling the cops. I got a busy signal. What should I do? -
A guy is smoking a pickle whilst making a fire... -
The guy next door is trying to smother me with a blanket. He keeps murmuring something about a "pickle fire." -
I lent someone my bass who needed one for a gig but didn't have the money to buy one. He said someone stole it out of his car. Funny thing is, he somehow came up with the money to buy his own. What to do? -
We just reached 1000 posts on this thread. How should we celebrate?
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